Sardar sharaab peeta

Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2913 views       Funny

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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->


Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"


Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Height of secrecy...


Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise
mei products k sologun badal diye.
Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai
Body cool :just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>