Sardar sharaab peeta

Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
  

May, 19 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2463 views       Funny

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Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.