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Sardar sharaab peeta
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Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
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Thandi hai CoFFe
Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, Aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)
insaniyat ko pizza
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
Khat likh raha hoon khoon s
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
TV on kro.
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai
Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
.
.
Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
1Admi Dosto
1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
FUNNY
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
[bWen things go wrong,
[bWen things go wrong,
Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,
Wen tears flow in ur eyes,
Always say these words....
.
.
.
A ganpat chal daru la!
Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,
piyar k geet gungunate
hain,
Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,
Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
~T h O u G h T P r O v O k I n G~
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
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