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Sardar sharaab peeta
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Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
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y do we have to learn dis?
In maths class
Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
What Is a kiss? In view of
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!
Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"
Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
Some times small things in l
Some times small things in life..
Hurt a lot...
if you don''t agree ..
with me ....
then ...
>>>>
try to sit ...
On a
COMMON PIN :)
l----l- l ''.o l /l\ Faansi l JL l ------------ ----
l----l-
l ''.o
l /l\ Faansi
l JL
l
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DAFA 302 ke tehet.
Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA
Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati
Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati
To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!
Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati
To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!
Recent Survey Report
Recent Survey Report
Se Pata Chala Hy
K
Pakistan Main
90% Log
Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->
Q: Where do Pakistani
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
?
?
Any guesses??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
The great question.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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