Sardar sharaab peeta

Sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>

May, 19 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 3436 views Funny

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Doctor: Jab Ap

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''

What is the meaning of PyaR think

What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR

jis shAkh pe charAy

jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.

Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,

Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye

......ali..........

Ek Aurat

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->

Best Sms Of 1947

Best Sms Of 1947

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?

Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!

Sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Hi Agr Aap Dunya Mein

Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Tou

Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->

Amir''s girlfriend

Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D

143 means?

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

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