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Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
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Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
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Kuch Socha
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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
One persn asks to another
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
I am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
knock knock!!
knock knock!!
*who''s there??
Nobel
*Nobel who??
No Bell so I knocked..
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
I know u r too much
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.
I have a special dare 4 u.
Can you do?
if yes then the dare is!
"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
GREAT NEWS !!!
GREAT NEWS !!!
Call ufone 2 ufone & ufone 2 Other Network @ Rs.0/month.
And LIFE TIME FREE SMS!
Just Type
"UFONE Meray bap ka hai"
& Send it to 333.......!
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
1st Girl Proudly Says:
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
If U Hve Any Problem
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
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