Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

May, 14 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2105 views Funny

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Fact of classroom:

Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!

Ur words r Antibiotics,

Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill

u start wearing Earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

Common dialouge

Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"

An important msg 4 U

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..

pappumere ac me 10

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?

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Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

''BAAP:Me

''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

''''SELECTED
FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai

A Solid Reason for

A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli

Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

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