The hmuan mnid deos

The hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
  

May, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3202 views       Funny

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take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
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Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D
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Ka
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Style

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Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".