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police wala thanay mein ek mul
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police wala thanay mein ek mul
police wala thanay mein ek mul
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga
"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
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translate this punjabi sentence into english
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
sood haram hay ;-
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
what isbrm a t h s
What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
1 ghar main twin
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:
"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
e mujhe rat ko
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
Aishwariya Roy Is Being
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "
Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
Qeyamat ke din
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .
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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Very important health tips only for u.
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,
&
sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
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