Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

May, 20 2010 209 chars (2 sms) 3207 views Funny

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companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
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there r still 5 left.
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B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!

''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?

''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

one day teeth and tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

Student k dard ko university kya jane

Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??

muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->

yousaf raza gilani to man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

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Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

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