1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC