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Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.
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May, 21 2010
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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another
"I kissd ur mom last n8"
whole bar was waitin 4
d othr Guy''s response.
He laughs&says:
"Lets go home dad,
U r drunk".
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
AAJ MERi SiM Ki
AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
. Darwaza bund tha.
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
oxygen is more important.
Nice Quote:
People says that you can''t live without love...
but I think....
oxygen is more important... ;->
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Wife Opens d Door.
Sharabi asks Who r u?
Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?
He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
Ab terey sath
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"
Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
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