Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 249 chars (2 sms) 2179 views Funny

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Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal

Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D

BoY At Bus StoP saying

BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

A Boy Sat On A Train

A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

M: My lovely wife.

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

batao France K Log Chai Main

Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??

Dere''s A Logic

No Answer??

I Tell U

Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->

hello! kaisay ho.

hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.

11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.

Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .

Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,

Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..

PPP New Slogen

PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y

Late Bed Wakings,

Late Bed Wakings,

Slight Breakfasts,

Bus stand figures,

Foot Board Travels,

Late Attendance,

Long intervals,

Sharing Canteen Foods,

Many Proposals,

Mobiles in Silent mode,

Late night Chats,

Some misunderstandings,

Correcting Friends,

For exams micro slips,

Struggle for marks,

Prestige in arrears,

Mass Bunk,

Saturday Date,

Enjoying Arguments,

Freshers with fear.

Farewell with tears.

''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)

interesting but true

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

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Q: Why is Christmas jus

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