Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.

May, 17 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2234 views Funny

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today is a day of ce

Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

There are 3 Types of Men:

There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!

if u dnt smoke, dnt drink,

if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,

then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com

sach ka samna me mat jana

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

free-free-free breakfast free-LUNCH

free-free-free
breakfast
free-LUNCH
free-DINNER
free-TEA
Just visit
"DATA DARBAR"
&ENJOY unlimited
offers,
paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao

step by step the jou

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can"t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !

Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

Khush Ho Jao

Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat

Han Aj Raat

12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->

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Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

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