Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
  

May, 26 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2408 views       Funny

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Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?


Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?


sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...


Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P
Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->