Ye Keh Ker FARAZ

Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....

May, 14 2010 121 chars (1 sms) 2034 views Funny

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Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ...

I Don''t Deny ...

I Heard It ...

When I Took It Out From Pocket ...

It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

"Bike Rider To Sarjant

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Wah Wah

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log

Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

one five

Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "

Height of being Hygienic:

Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

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