wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

May, 26 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2112 views Funny

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The best way to releave stress is

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo

"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,

her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,

Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->

Kash ye faasle na hote,

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->

Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

larkiyon se dil laga

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"

To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.

Purani Kahawat hai

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

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