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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->

May, 18 2010 81 chars (1 sms) 1930 views Funny

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Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->

Do Parties K

Do Parties K Politician Behas Me Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam

Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,

Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?

2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me

Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?

A Memon On Death Bed..

A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

-=- Height Of Progress -=-

A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->

Khawateen O Hazraat!

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

Identification Of Students ...

Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->

Aam ZindAgi-

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

tawey per para POPCORN

tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....

School Life Is RELIANCE

School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya

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