If A Gorilla Catches U,

If A Gorilla Catches U,
If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
  

May, 26 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2065 views       Funny

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School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai
aGr 1 FamiLy k..

WaLDen baChoN sE,


BachAy WaLdain Se,


B.v Shohar Se,


Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,


Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,


JhoOT BoLaIn..


To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?




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Star Plus
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!