''How To Become a GENIUS?

''How To Become a GENIUS?
''How To Become a GENIUS?

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Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''
  

May, 24 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2201 views       Funny

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1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????








MAWA LEE ... ;->


We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?





Angraz Bola:

"Bijlee Chale Gaye

Bijlee Agai"
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...



Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,



Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
I mess u...
i mes yo....
i mmisss yooo..
i mis yuo.......
Maybe i didn learn
how to write it....
but u taught me
how to feel it.......
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->