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Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
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May, 18 2010
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"The powers of mind
"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur boo
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Vegetable msg...
Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
The sun makes Moon shine.
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.
But what makes you shine......
Surmey ki Factory
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Boy Friend:
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
The guy who
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
Journalist To Meera:
Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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