Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
NA jane kesse kesse log pallay par jatay hain zindagi ki dour main me agay barh jatay hain par kuchlog apke jassay b hotay haindo char $m$ ker do pechay par jatay hain.
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You