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Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
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Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo Thora Aur Thora sa Aur
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Nurse : Mubarak
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
shan is remaking titanic
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Wife Running After
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay
Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay
Ka Asan Tareeqa Bata Raha
Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so
jAyA kAro khAs tor pe
driving kArte wAqt...
PAKISTAN ko world champion
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,
ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,
(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
3 cockroaches are
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
... Money Talks ...
... Money Talks ...
I Don''t Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
jahaz tofan me ghir
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
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