Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver

Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
  

May, 18 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2955 views       Funny

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Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???


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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!

Chalo mein tumhein kehta hoon k meinein tumhein maaf kiya ab..........
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.