Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum
Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2401 views       Funny

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IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."


Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->



Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->


1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....







SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->


*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->