Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum
Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2169 views       Funny

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Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?


Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D


1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
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or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy


Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "