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Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur

Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri

Lekin

Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->

May, 18 2010 195 chars (2 sms) 3222 views Funny

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A Man Has A Crow.

A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...

What Does He Call It..?

Any Gueses

Dont Knw

He Calls It

''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->

electricity ameen all is well

. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''

On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"

Funny

Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

Socho...........

Socho............

A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

''Zid apni na chhodi

''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''

A Beautiful Statement

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :

The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!

EK Pathan Ofice K

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?

Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

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