''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahr
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3173 views       Funny

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Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,









chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR
MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath


Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )