''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahr
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3279 views       Funny

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FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital


In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay


atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai



or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*. se .*"
"*..*"
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.