''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahr
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2489 views       Funny

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SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?


Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)


Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11





















Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?




very simple yaar




dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date