''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahr
''For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2440 views       Funny

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi







Papa:->

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"









































































doc:"bathroom ki kundi"
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''