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& For Thums Up "Akshay"
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The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo...
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
A golden message for youngsters....
A golden message for youngsters....
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
ek molvi ek aurast
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Teacher told all student
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
FOUR Flowers Especially For U . . .
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .
--(<@
--(<@
--(<@
--(<@
1st For Frienship
2nd For Happiness
3rd For Care
4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Mariz:Mere oper wali
Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he
Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha
Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
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