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May, 24 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 2218 views Funny

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Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………

ek aadmi tha...

ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y?//////

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->

1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

larky waley larki dekhne gaye

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!

ek zaruri suchna d

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

Baby Baby , Yes Mama"

"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...

School and College Difference

Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapis aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht Khushi howi sab ko Taalian Bajatay"

tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,

tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,

shaad hein, Tabinda hein

Why Does D Baa

Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!

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