''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
  

May, 24 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3436 views       Funny

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.



Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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