''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
  

May, 24 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     3238 views       Funny

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi
Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)


Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You


















It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->