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May, 24 2010
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4 things boys do in exam hall
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart
If U Save, U Agree I m Smart
If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart
&
If U Delete It
Simply
U''re Jealous
Coz
I m Smart ;->
d card k golden numbers dikhao?
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
Pathan Bola,
"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
Jota chupai ki ras
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
smallest leave application
Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
mummy ye school kya
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
jis shAkh pe charAy
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hai ya or likhon?''
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
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