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May, 24 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 3460 views Funny

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Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

a wise man washes

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''

This is "Top Secret"

This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret ;->

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .

Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .

Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .

Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .

Tabb

Aisa

Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->

Biwi Shohar Se

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->

Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???

Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

revised version of truth is the best policy

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.

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