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May, 24 2010
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sorrow is our constant companion
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore
Is Not Allowed To
B Buried In Sahiwal?
A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.
So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
kajol is a terrorist
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
brrrr bbrrrr
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR
BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Teacher Asked A Student
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?
Student : Jii, Pehle Butt
Phr Rajput
Phr Darzi
Aur
Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
Zaroorat Khan.
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
Zaroorat Khan.
t v na dekhne se
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
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