A man walks into

A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

May, 20 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 2052 views Funny

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Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
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1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
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English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
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Man:KOI Solution????
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