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Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
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Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
Have You Ever
Have You Ever
Rearrange the Letters ...
" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "
It Would Come As
" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
It is Saturday....
Yaahooooo.....
It is Saturday....
Have a Great Weekend.....
Escape Fast...
Before the Boss Sees You...
Have a Great Weekend...
A lady delivered twins.
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
Translate into english.
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
To Ask For Their Money Back.
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
Elan-e-Aam ...
Elan-e-Aam ...
Apni Zakat, Kheraat
Sadqat Aur Qurbani Ki Khalai''n
"K.E.S.C / WPDA"
Ko Dain ...
Is Se Aap Ko Aakhrat Main
Ghar Milega
Aur
Dunya Main Bijli Mile Gi ... ;->
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
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