Husband To Wife

Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
  

Jun, 03 2015     131 chars (1 sms)     16117 views       Funny

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Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI


Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...


Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
(.")%(",)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,



''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
Once again
Happy Birthday
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D