Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Jun, 03 2015 131 chars (1 sms) 18462 views Funny

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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,

Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.

Aap Achy

Aap

Achy

Imandaar

Sundur

Samjhdar

Khobsurat

Dimagh wale

Ho....
.
.
.
.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?

somebody up there lo

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

''Aap ko bohat bohat

''Aap ko bohat bohat

*EID MUBARAK*

heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''

SMS karne k fayde

SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega.

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;'')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

hey u know which is

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Twice h0liday in A Week

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

tipz to beat da summ

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

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