Husband To Wife

Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
  

Jun, 03 2015     131 chars (1 sms)     18227 views       Funny

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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->