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dhoni yaha bhi hai

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

?

Nahi Pata

?

Socho?

Think

?

Simple Yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

dad son what do y

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->

''Sincere Apology:

''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar

Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tera Humsafar

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students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

Never ask for a hug Jus take it.

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!

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