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Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
  

May, 20 2010     244 chars (2 sms)     2876 views       Funny

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Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
what will u say when india beats china in population..??












CHINI KUM...
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS