raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
