''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho.... . . . . . Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha