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Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
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May, 18 2010
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''Na Pooch teri judai
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun
pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun
o O o
o O''
Husband ask,"
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
Sincere Pray To Allah:
Sincere Pray To Allah:
(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,
Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->
Ameeen.
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
''Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
Tera Fone Number Kya Hai
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Job In Mobilink
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to
[email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
HumAyuN is very happy
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
True Love is like a pillow.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
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