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Truck K Peeche . . .
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Truck K Peeche . . .
Truck K Peeche . . .
Truck K Peeche . . .
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
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Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison
Ka Kaam Karta Hai.
Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Disco Dance Karte Howe
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
Request hai apse
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,
Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
Aur
Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki
Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main
Hi
Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou
Mehnat Karo
Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
funny
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
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