Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura..

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..
Cheeri Uri..
Tota Ura..

MENDAK Ura.

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...

May, 25 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2166 views Funny

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Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...

Ladko Ko Patana...

EK sharabi apni eyes

EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->

ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

2 Married Men Talking-

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->

there are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:

" Main bohat khush hun that both are

"Sports MAN:-D"

Eyes Signs :

Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...

Treatment :

Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

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Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura..

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