Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
