Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

May, 13 2010 116 chars (1 sms) 2807 views Funny

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Woman on date with husband''s best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

boy dear look into

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

Read Is Dafa 3-jan-2010

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->

So Don''t Jealous.

I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

One day de

One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...

Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....

sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?

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2400 km away from home...!

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki.,

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyunki.,
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat

Or

Munch

50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.

5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)

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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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