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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
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convert this sentence into future tense.
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Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
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Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?
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Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main
Hi
Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou
Mehnat Karo
Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
paheli of the day
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
WEN thing go fills
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Kya Aap Pachvi
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?
Socho Socho
Simple.
"Darji"
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fool se fool ne fool
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1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
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Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
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