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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
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Ye Jo Chappal Main
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
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Larka apni Grl frnd sy: Janu 7up peene k baad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy..
GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G
Larka:
) ' (
/ ) ).poooon
_/ /
GF: durr fitte muu :@
Joke in 1 word
Joke in
1 word
"sardar"
Joke in
2 words
"Intelligent
sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
Joke in
4 words
"sardar Wins
The Game"
Question: Suna he k:
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy
to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?
Dont Know
Ok
I Tell U . . .
Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
Meri Dua Hai K Aap Taraqi Ker K
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
K
Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
Gold Rate Keeps
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..
Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
pathan ka shair
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
Ur like a target dat
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
Aj Kal Zardari Kon
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.
Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY
why i hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
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