Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     3212 views       Funny

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To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)


Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..



"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(
SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k







"chal rehn day"
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...