Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2796 views       Funny

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Its= " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
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