ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....
ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     4154 views       Funny

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Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
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Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)


"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?





Aditi''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ''SAALA''

Amit Is Jay''s Saala..
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
081209

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)



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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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