ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....
ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     3756 views       Funny

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Dam!
:-(
''Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action




Double sawari pe pabandi.
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






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