ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 4568 views Funny

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''Badli hai duniya

''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad

Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???

Socho

Socho

Socho

Aur Socho

Rehman Dakait ...

Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko

A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of

PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->

A HINDI Teacher

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

Larki Doctor Se

Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel

Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

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Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
Sa
$m$
Karo
Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Aur
KHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
Ki
T0ffee
Khareedi
To...

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

dum guy was

dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,

Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,

Kitab Per Lagani Hai,

Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,

" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".

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ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

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