ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 3974 views Funny

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pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"

Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

Bolo Baby

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Is Ko Kehte Hyn

Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->

maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

New About

" FARZANA"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

molvi pappu ne farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

doctor seikh sy a

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

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ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

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