twinkle twinkle lit

twinkle twinkle lit


Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!
  

May, 06 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2975 views       Funny

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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!
Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
.
.
.
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?




Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together