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May, 06 2010
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Na Barish Na Toofan
Na Barish
Na Toofan
Na Bomb Blast
Na Strike
Na Jalse Juloos
Na Muzahiray
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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
surah nisa ayat86
(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)
"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni
""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Real Heart Touching Story
Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)
Tu Kutta Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Phir Kehta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Rakh Le
Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To
tO
to
aaj apni dosti khatam...
Aur
Kal sa phir shuru
Mom:
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
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