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Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!
  
May, 06 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2401 views       Funny

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yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y


YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Lage Raho
Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga

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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

Aata Piswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
































Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho

Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
girlagr tmhe mjsy s

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Why Does D Baa
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,


Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->
BAy Sharam
BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down

i say Don''t Scrol down

Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye
An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
An MBA Student to a Sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
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Sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"
i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

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