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May, 06 2010
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Ek sardar motorway
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
Last nite i had a dream.
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....
He smiled & said....
"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...
Happy Fog Day
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
A Touching Love Story
A Touching Love Story
A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...
Wh8 a touching story ;->
Tuje apne Piar ki
Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,
Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,
Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,
Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
Do U know the fullform
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon
Faraz!!!
Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
,,,
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Zalim sms of 2011
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
3 jawan aur popat bachiyon k number
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
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