Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

May, 19 2010 225 chars (2 sms) 2822 views Funny

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Once There Was A

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->

AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee

AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,

BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

Aye load shedding kerne walo,

Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta h

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

Interesting but True:

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

Agar tum Pakistani

Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?

"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.

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