Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

May, 19 2010 225 chars (2 sms) 2446 views Funny

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .

Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Tou Har Sundar Larki

Tumhain

Tumhari

Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->

what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!

what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!

Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!

1 Chota Munna Boht

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

ab terey sath gold

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!

A man goes to the

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."

1 pathan ki 10 betiya thi

1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

Kya zamana aaya he!

Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!

pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

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