Do you know what

Do you know what
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

























It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
  

May, 19 2010     225 chars (2 sms)     3406 views       Funny

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Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

.
.
.

Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->


Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."