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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
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May, 19 2010
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''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''
Teacher
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...
Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se
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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se
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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
TEACHER : How Do You Spell
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"
STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .
TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!
STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
How come people t
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?
A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:
Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..
Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
1 pathan ankhay
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
Once An Ant Decided To Jump
Once An Ant Decided To Jump
From A Helicopter
But She Did Not Die
Can U Guess Why ???
Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
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