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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Our education system
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
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Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
lati hy mohabbat
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung
16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,
Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,
Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro
mobile uthao or mjy sms karo
har bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro
There is a saying..
There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati
Waja
Socho
Soocho
Nahi Pata
Aray
Wahan
TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
who is the leader of ducks?
Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
meri taqdeer ko dekho
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
(Shortest Joke)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
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