Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

May, 19 2010 225 chars (2 sms) 2654 views Funny

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Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K

Wahan

Mujhe

PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

Lux Sunsilk

Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou

Young Son:

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .

Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?

Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !

Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

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