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But dis is too much
Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
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aaj maine basanti ko nahatey huye dekha
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Q - What is the Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
piyarey or aziz dosto
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
Teacher asks students.
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
Jab koi baat bigad jae
Jab koi baat bigad jae
jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL
Most Successful
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
pathan ka murgi beemar huwa
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Piaas Lage To Pani
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .
Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
Asif Zardari ne
Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
Boy To Teacher:
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
A Man Went To Department Store
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
Jaane Kese Jeete Hain
Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
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