U Stole my Memories I Excused

U Stole my Memories I Excused
U Stole my Memories I Excused u

U Stole My heart I Excused u!

U Stole My Smile I excused u!

But dis is too much

Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     1884 views       Funny

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A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
"Winter magic"

1 glass me thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den

wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega

aur

wo

uth kar apko thanda karega....!!
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
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