When Sardar was

When Sardar was
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
  

May, 22 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2393 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
.
Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
-
-
-
-
Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.