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May, 25 2010
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Position of a Husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
What Kind Of Car
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
My Girlfriend Suggested
My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship
It''s Entitled :
" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
Find ur Japanese Name:
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
Aao!
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
K
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
FILM dekhni hai ?
FILM dekhni hai ?
Dekho
INTERVAL
THE END
Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
befor and after
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
What is love?
What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?
Think. . . . . .
Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
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