Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
  

May, 26 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     2448 views       Funny

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Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai...


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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
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Pass d Popcorn ;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.


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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
Agar app kaheen baithey hoon aur 5 ghantey ghuzarney k bawajood light na jaye to app k zehan mein aaney wali pehli baat kya ho ghee?





"Aeho k mein Pakistan wich nayeen"
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.