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''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La
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''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...
Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''
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May, 24 2010
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The Latest New Dance Craze
The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
"The Politician"
It''s Two Steps Forward
One Step backward
And Then
A Sidestep ... ;->
commandar safegaurd
Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
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''.
: _ * _________
__/ !__!- - - - - - -!
!_(@)--!___(@) _!
MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
BaThRooM SoNgS:
BaThRooM SoNgS:
LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!
QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!
GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Mam
Attendance...!
Salmaan Khan- Aaj
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
''=o00o===o00o= / / ,***. / / \ ''( o o ) / '') (--) /
''=o00o===o00o=
/ / ,***. / /
\ ''( o o ) /
'') (--) /
Oye Hello..!
Ye Harktein Choro,
Chalo Shabash. . .
Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Human Tastes Change As
Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature
Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls
HowEver, When They Grow
Up
Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->
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