''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La

''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''
  

May, 24 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2562 views       Funny

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



&



When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
. 1

. 2

. 3

. 4

. 5

Thapper Maron Kya??

Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
Mere Dost



Neek




Namazi



Muttake



Parhez gar




Bholay



Sache



Achay



LOGO KAY SATH



KABE MAT BETHNA..



TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.