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Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
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kheltay raho. . .
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Bari tezz hy tu? =D
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Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
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Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.
The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.
Last but not least
The failure joins
"UNDERWORLD"
&
Control all the Above
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I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Father to Son: s
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MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,
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My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->
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Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
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