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pathan in crore pati
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pathan in crore pati
pathan in crore pati
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
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May, 05 2010
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A Solid Reason For Having
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .
"Monopoly Is Always Damaging
&
Competition Improves Services... " ....
ye msg aik ghareeb
ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
name
malika sherawat... ;->
A Sardar & his wife
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
jis shAkh pe charAy
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
Patient : What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
''Pakistan m 1 serway
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
k
kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
y
Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
But U still Want it.
Piece Of Philosophy
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!
I Always Think Of
Leaving CIGARETTE ...
But ... !!!
For Thinking
I Need A
CIGARETTE .. ;->
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do
Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,
Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,
"I MISS U"
electricity ameen all is well
. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''
On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
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YE WATAN