pathan in crore pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

May, 05 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 3527 views Funny

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Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs

Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

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KHUD KUSHI

Shoaib Akhtar Says

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!

When I was born

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
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When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!

Mr Anis ''walking on

Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..

: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)

Do u belive in BHOOT

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neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

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