pathan in crore pati

pathan in crore pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3444 views       Funny

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Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?





Na call, na sms mila?





Parh parh msg hasda ja?



Saadi ker na koi parwah?




Mera balance muka?





Te apne set nu taala la
Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams




Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For


3 seconds Think Of Me



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3


Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_

Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".