pathan in crore pati

pathan in crore pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2523 views       Funny

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Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K Sath
Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->


Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





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