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Raks Kerti Hy
Raks Kerti Hy
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Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
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what is the meaning
What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?
U Must Be Thinking
"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"
But
Its Now
"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
SpeciAL TEA
; ; ; ; ; ;
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SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
some 1 asked me 2
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
friend said to me
Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas.
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Cheeni Hai. :-)
Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:
yajuj majuj? yes sir!
bhot?yes sir!
drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G
button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
Interviewer to Millionaire:
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .
Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?
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Because
Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
What Is The Difference Between
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
Simple Hy Yaar
An Alphabet . . . ;-
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
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YE WATAN