Karan Johar is producing a new film

Karan Johar is producing a new film
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"
  

May, 22 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2072 views       Funny

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