pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Apr, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3263 views Funny

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Musharaf kay janay

Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath

Sardar enters

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE

Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)

Five Reasons Why We R Friends

Five Reasons Why We R Friends
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Thapper Maron Kya??

Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,

''DEKHO NA .

''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''

If A PARATHA

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Ab Pappu Ke Poems

Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge

Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Eyes Signs :

Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...

Treatment :

Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->

my nose

Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->

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pathan ki pitai

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