pathan ki pitai

pathan ki pitai
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
  

Apr, 09 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     3967 views       Funny

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kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

ur personilty Bomb

Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...




jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi
Assalam T Alaikum!

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Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days


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Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY