pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Apr, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3923 views Funny

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Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

meri jhukki nazroon

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

He+She=Love,

He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,

So,

East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.

Aadmi shaadi kyon

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare

Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..

Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Husan

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
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// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

happy yaum e yakjehti

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.

Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....

(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)

Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2 Baar

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??

Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

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