pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Apr, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3161 views Funny

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Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
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Hello Ji..

Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

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Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

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Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,

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To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,

jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..

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r u sick suffering from fever

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

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"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
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Arz kiya Hy Tawajo Fermaen..

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Kameez Teri Kali..
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Wah Wah!

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pathan ki pitai

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