Munna bhai:

Munna bhai:
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
  

May, 26 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2279 views       Funny

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey


Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
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To His Love While
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"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Once "Chhakka"



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