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May, 22 2010
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1st Frnd:Yar
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
Man To Pathan:
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???
Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..
I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That
"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . .
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy
Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy
Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum
Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
''A man had his credit card stolen.
''A man had his credit card stolen.
He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''
husband and wife
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !
Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !
5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,
aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
Aik Afsurda poem
Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..
Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
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Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
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