Easy way to kill an ant.

Easy way to kill an ant.
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
  

May, 14 2010     446 chars (3 sms)     3668 views       Funny

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Dil me Pyar Hai !

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We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
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U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
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