Easy way to kill an ant.

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

May, 14 2010 446 chars (3 sms) 3545 views Funny

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Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

Raheel :

Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

msge neechay hai....

msge neechay hai....

aur neechay....

aur neechay.....

aur neechay.........

mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi

Qismat Badle ya Na Badle

Kam az Kam

Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''

Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha

Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha Ass Barr Chand Sa Beta Peyda Ho Ga ..
Sher Nay Gussy Mian Kha ..
Khabdar Chand Sa Beta Howa...
Bulkul Sher Ki Tarhan Hona Chaiye..

What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

lahore walo

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P

q.1: study=dont fail

q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED

her taalib e ilm ko aik aik taaliba

Hamara Mutaaliba
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Hamara mutaaliba,

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hamara mutaaliba

Hamara mutaaliba.

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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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Easy way to kill an ant.

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