muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2187 views       Funny

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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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