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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
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nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu
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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
is saal aata sasta h
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
lock key
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
In Cricket Match 1
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
Man at medical shop:
Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
Some Willing To Work
&
Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
1 Aurat Ne Bare
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
GUESS?
Phir SOCHO..
Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,
Pagal na bano
"chappal pehnti hain"
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.
Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.
Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.
Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
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