Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 Sardars


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
  

May, 26 2010     96 chars (1 sms)     3586 views       Funny

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
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50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of














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ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Ap dhond kar dikhao!






Acha




Tareef ke qabil





Pyara dikhne wala





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main hoon naa.->
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..
Cofused?
Read each word from right side.
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
.
.
kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".
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