Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
