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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
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Bengali patient:
Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
Bin laden''s son was
Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.
Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"
He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story
Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
in the absence of no
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,
This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:
''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano
''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
Na pooch teri judai k
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..
Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
50th birthday messag
50th Birthday Messages
The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.
You are always being asked to do things,
and yet you are not
decrepit enough
to turn them down.
One day RAVAN
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
Agar kissi k dil
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.
iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
UpDate Msg...!!
UpDate Msg...!!!
Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?
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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.
Now GirL RepLied
Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi
::sMs G@Mblr::
michael jackson ko sms
It is my fault:
Ye sab mere ghalti hai.
Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k
"I Don''t Love You"
Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
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