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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
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''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
To Prove His LUV..
To Prove His LUV..
He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!
Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!
Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!
She-Divorcd Him...
Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
mummy dady and baby sitting together
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
.
Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI
MuJh Se KaRo Ga?
BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Because It Was
Said By Govinda
In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte
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hajam ker gae
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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->
rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...
rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...
rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...
lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....
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.mEne....
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mEne...
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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka foto dekhoo,
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,
Aage karo
Thoda&aage
Dikhi
Nahi dikhi
"KAMENAY"
Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
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