Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

May, 26 2010 96 chars (1 sms) 3240 views Funny

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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,

Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

BV. kon say fida,

Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

Doctor: your husband

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->

After all I have decided t

After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!

I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.

larka larki went on

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

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