''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''

May, 24 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2002 views Funny

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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)

kanjoos

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.

Dog:Where are you going?

Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

It Is Well Known Saying Dat

It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"

But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P

aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->

An Excellent Road Sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

God thought that since

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Recent Survey Report

Recent Survey Report
Se Pata Chala Hy

K

Pakistan Main

90% Log

Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->

new student remix of amplifier

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

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''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

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