DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2557 views       Funny

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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?


Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''
~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)


Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,







shaad hein, Tabinda hein
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.