DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2999 views       Funny

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Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,

U happy
I happy,

U sad,
I sad,

U Laugh
I laugh,

U cry
I cry,

U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.

Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
Begaane Kaun Hai?








Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..


Begaane

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)