This iz Cheating..

This iz Cheating..
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
  

Dec, 19 2011     214 chars (2 sms)     2411 views       Funny

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