PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M
  

May, 21 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2183 views       Funny

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(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can''t speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can''t read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
_!_

) | (
!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?
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Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->