PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M

May, 21 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2487 views Funny

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1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P

Pakistani police ne aik admi

Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->

jab question paper ho out of contro

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

heerranj soni

Heer..Ranj

Soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

Sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

Sheren..Frhad

Aur

Coming Soon

The Bigest Lover Of 2009

Sheery Zardari ;->

Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha F

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

Salmaan Khan- Aaj

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!

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